Love is worth the fall.

Sweet on You- BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark and Eduardo owns a bakery and everything is chocolaty sweet with smut. MUST READ! 

Here comes the sun- Mark adopt Sean’s son and is the perfect dad

You Only Live Twice (Unless You’re Facebook)- CIA Eduardo and lots of angst sex and adorableness

Lessons- HOLY SHIT PLEASE GO READ THIS! That’s all I can say (expect breathlessness, spike heart rate and extreme flush) 

And Everything Nice- Mark has a daughter and Eduardo is the nanny. Adorableness ensues

Crept out the Front Door- Eduardo make out with whomever when he’s drunk. Clue: Mark willingly submit himsefl. Lots of angst. MUST READ!

Old Roads I go Down- Amnesia fic with Mark having amnesia. Blah blah something happens, Mark gets amnesia, and all he knows is that he’s lost the last ‘however many’ years, and he’s scared, and he’s got Eduardo’s number in his phone, so of course he calls him. Eduardo, who’s still angry, tells him what he’s missing from those years. Cue Mark shutting down all “…Oh. Sorry for bothering you.” and retreating into himself. Cue guilty!Eduardo who comes to make sure he’s all right/force him to eat/blah blah reconciliation.

Superconnected- Eduardo and Mark share excruciating, debilitating headaches that force them to be in close contact, after years of avoidance. MUST READ!

Shelter- Jesse has to take care of Hallie and give up on his dream and met successful actor Andre who fall helplessly in love with him. Jesse being Jesse and Andrew being Andrew.

Nowhere Else on Earth That I Would Rather Be- Jesse and Andrew stay at the same apartment building. Cue: Scared Jesse and adorable Andrew. MUST READ!

All The Star and Bleeding Hearts- Notting Hill AU. In which Jesse runs a bookstore, Andrew is a famous film star and they’re both faily dorks in love.

Ten Cups Of Coffee- Andrew is a barista and keep leaving love signs on Jesse cups. Jesse is confused. Adorableness ensues

No Child Of Mine- So, Eduardo’s father always figured his son was useless. But he is nice to look at and there’s some good in that. Cue the idea that he can use Eduardo as a ‘sweetener’ to close some tricky business deals. He’s been doing just this for years when it comes time to close a particularly tricky deal. GO AND FUCKING READ THIS!!

Carry It In My Heart- The first of all first jewnicorn fics. Tell the tale of how Jesse and Andrew met to filming TSN to everything else. MUST READ!

One Foot On The Ground- Mark is a huge slut. Enough said. MUST READ!

When They Open Up Their Heart- Mark and Eduardo are soul mate. Angst. MUST READ!

Don’t Carry It All- Justin made Jesse a profile on an online dating site. Jesse met Andrew. Cue: Jesse uses Justins’s picture. Angst, misunderstanding and reconsilation. MUST READ!

Stay Awake When I’m Asleep- Andrew got a baby and turn out Jesse is great with baby. Adorableness. MUST READ!

Never Marry For Money- Eduardo & Mark have to attend some kind of shareholder’s/young-and-a-billionaire’s meeting in Vegas/Vermont/Illinois. One thing leads to another and they WAKE UP MARRIED. A quicky divorce/annulment would be easy if not for the fact that Mark drunkenly changed his facebook status to married to Eduardo Saverin. MUST READ!

Whisper In The Dark- Summer Camp AU. Mark’s mom sends him to camp to get him out of his room for the summer, and Mark is determined to be miserable the entire time he’s there, but can’t quite swing it once Eduardo enters the picture. MUST READ!

Shape Like A Question Mark- Where Eduardo is a children’s librarian and Mark is an information specialist brought in to revamp the catalogue. And along the way there are books! misunderstandings! online reference! romance!

Changing Parameters- Mark/Android. Enough said.

The Secret Life of Daydream- When the wealthy Dustin Moskovitz arrives in Meryton with two companions in tow, he throws the quiet lives of Christopher Hughes and Eduardo Saverin into chaos. Christopher finds himself falling in love with the charming, affable Dustin while Eduardo and Mark never cease arguing long enough to realize that they may be a good match. Mark proposed!! MUST READ!

Just Going to Get My Feet Wet Until I Drown- Eduardo is a high class escort and Mark is the client. MUST READ!

Came Out The Other Side- Four time Mark didn’t get Eduardo was asking him out and one time he did.

If This Was The Cold War- Mark is haunting Eduardo, like in an annoyingly literal way. MUST READ!

Vassal- When Sean gave Mark a supernatural sex slave, Mark thought that was going to be the strangest part of his month. He never thought he’d end up in court arguing for his ownership rights. So hot! MUST READ!

Get me to the church on time- ”Why would anyone want to get married in Mem Church? And who’d reserve a date two years in advance?” Mark and Eduardo book a date for a wedding in advance.

All my bases belongs to you- Jesse and Andrew are roommates and best friends and sometimes (when Jesse’s had more than three beers) they are more. Cue: Fluff!

Not a robot but a ghost- Mark programs an AI on his computer to act like Eduardo, just to talk about work or something.

You know my wandering days are over- andrew and jesse meet in an elevator. repeatedly. Cue: Sexual tension!

Intimacy of Mutual Embarrassment- Eduardo has one final hazing ritual he has to go through and unfortunately, Mark happens to be the one who has to suffer through it with him.

This Charming Man- Filming of Spider-Man moves to New York and Andrew stays at Jesse’s apartment instead of a hotel.

Consequences- Jesse decides to seduce Andrew. HOT HOT HOT! MUST READ!

How to make a second chance- Mark goes to sleep in Palo Alto in 2007, and wakes up in Harvard in 2004. Meanwhile, Eduardo is in Palo Alto dealing with a Mark who seems to have forgotten more than just today’s shareholder meeting. Both of them are wondering how many words it would take to change what happened next. GO AND FUCKING READ THIS SHIT!

And knowledge and tear and chance- The night that Eduardo returns to Palo Alto, his girlfriend does worse than set a little fire: Christy nearly kills Eduardo. Unfortunately, that’s not the only thing standing between him and Mark. MUST READ!

They smash up in the sky- Mark and Eduardo sex tape leak. Cue: Angst! MUST READ! 

It takes two to love a rose- Eduardo has a heart condition

Lay awake in lust- Five Times Eduardo Found Mark Irresistible, & Once It Was The Other Way Around

The star to every wandering bark- Eduardo and Mark are slowly working on regaining their friendship when Eduardo realises he’s falling in love. Cue angsting about not wanting to ruin their fragile friendship, and Eduardo might be willing to be friends, but how can he trust Mark not to break his heart? MUST READ!

The years the come and go- U prompt about ‘summer lovin”, or, basically, eduardo moves to new york for the summer after his senior year of high school to stay with his estranged father and meets mark. sexytimes ensue. MUST READ!

Drive all night- Of course Dustin has probably the only car in the world that reads you your Facebook newsfeed. Of course he does. (and when Mark and Eduardo get stuck in it together, they end up saying a lot without ever speaking a word.) MUST READ!

Vanderlye Crybaby Geeks- Eduardo has an accident while he’s on vacation somewhere where nobody knows who he is and suffers from amnesia. Years pass and everyone else thinks Eduardo is dead. Eduardo himself is living a simple life wherever he is. And then Mark, Dustin and/or Chris see Eduardo and there are shock and tears because Eduardo is alive! MUST READ!

Teeth in Grass- The one where Eduardo thinks they are in a tragedy with subtitles and pouring rain and his life is so hard, while Mark thinks they are in a romantic comedy and it is awesome. They meet in the middle.

The Curious Incident of Eduardo in the Night-Time- The one where Eduardo breaks into Mark’s house, and angst ensues.

Till our bones can’t hold us anymore- Five times Eduardo cried plus one where Mark cried plus one where they both did. GO FUCKING READ THIS!

Oxala- MPREG eduardo. GO AND FUCKING READ THIS SHIT

Pride and Prejudice AU - This is pure awesomeness i put this into my awesome list of awesomeness. seriously you need this in your life.

Heavy in your arms - Prison!AU Andrew is secretly a serial killer who goes after anyone who makes eyes at Jesse but how about a fic where Jesse’s actually pretty damn scary too just in a quiet understated way that comes as a surprise for everyone and he makes sure that no one messes with Andrew. READ THIS!!!

Maze you got me running through - Boarding School AU. ”Mark doesn’t really notice him at first, maybe because Eduardo makes a point out of not being noticed, or maybe because Mark isn’t the most observant guy, but within a week he finds his eyes drawn to Eduardo’s face with unnerving regularity.” READ THIS!!

The Hunger Game AU - killed my heart. literally. READ THIS!!

What are you doing to me - Eduardo is friends with Randi first. He has no feelings for Mark. He actually has no thoughts regarding Mark other than those he usually has about the Zuckerbergs. That is, until Eduardo walks in on Mark changing clothes. READ THIS!!!

No turtle dove - Mark was given date rape drug and have sex with eduardo without eduardo knowing he was drugged. READ THIS!!

Every king has his throne - Eduardo likes to sit under the desk by Mark’s feet when Mark codes. Mark thinks it is weird for a while but grows to like Eduardo being there. READ THIS!!

Tranquillize - Mark Zuckerberg’s relationship with the Phoenix Club had always been simple, and he liked it that way. Now he’s investigating a rape that took place at one of their parties, figuring out who his friends and enemies are, and desperately trying to keep his past where it belongs. Nothing is simple, especially now that Eduardo has been punched. READ THIS OHMYGOD!! 

In Every Line of Code - Mark’s parents buy him Eduardo - a state-of-the-art, brand new, tailor made robotic best friend - for his birthday. The only problem is, Mark asked for a laptop. BRB broken heart is broken. READ THIS AWESOMENESS!

Old Roads I Go Down - Mark gets amnesia and calls up the one number he still has saved in an old phone which just so happens to be Eduardo’s and oh yeah, ALL of the feels with this one. READ THIS!!

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